Chuck Season 5 Episode 2: "Chuck vs. the Bearded Bandit" Quotes
One question though, who's Luke Skywalker?Morgan
Hello Gertrude. It's Colonel John Casey. I'd like to have a meal with you. My treat.Casey
You ever have sex with someone who just tried to kill you? It's incredible.Casey
I am so tired of running errands for that man's stomach.Morgan
Sure I did some modeling for Abercrombie and Fitch back in college, but I hung up those cargo pants a long time ago.Awesome
So listen Devon. Have you ever given any thought to do something that involves less doctoring and more making a commercial for the Buy More?Big Mike
Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster! thing.
Lester: Me too.
By the way when this whole thing ends, don't expect me to mount anything of yours in my office...it's just tacky.Sarah
The Buy More seems...empty. Are we observing International Pancake Day?Big Mike
Someone just found out that the zoom is mightier than the sword, my friend.Morgan
It made a nasty scar right over one of my favorite scars.Casey