Of course she's not picking up, she's evil!Morgan
Deep down I knew it was true. My wife never came home.
A cloak of invisibility. Yes! You're a wizard, Harry.Morgan
Honey, I think we're being wooed...by Midwesterners.Awesome
If you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors, would I?Casey
Behold the flames of destiny! Haha.Jeff
You're out-gunned, out-manned, out...side, and it's a lovely day, so throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.Lester
Casey: I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.
I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal.
Just so you know, I've never sniped in my life...wet or dry.Morgan
I will not let my last words to Alex be a demand for pizza combos!Morgan
We have something better than a Buy More. We have a train full of Japanese people.