Of course she's not picking up, she's evil!


Deep down I knew it was true. My wife never came home.

A cloak of invisibility. Yes! You're a wizard, Harry.


Honey, I think we're being wooed...by Midwesterners.


If you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors, would I?


Behold the flames of destiny! Haha.


You're out-gunned, out-manned, out...side, and it's a lovely day, so throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.


Casey: I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.
Lester: Canada?

I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal.

Just so you know, I've never sniped in my life...wet or dry.


I will not let my last words to Alex be a demand for pizza combos!


We have something better than a Buy More. We have a train full of Japanese people.

Chuck Quotes

Look at my face? You can't tell I'm from Montreal? Like all true Hinjews?


Again, Casey I can't apologize enough for that accidental touching in there. It's just very tight changing space.


Chuck Music

  Song Artist
Wait it out Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black and gold Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes