Quinn said stop whispering like fourth graders.Casey
Man, I haven't sug-ed a tank in...days.Lester
In my previous state of impairment, I wouldn't have cared or noticed that Grimes's woman - forgive me, not PC, Grimes's significant other - was just taken at gun point.Jeff
Ellie: Anything different happen on missions?
Morgan: Uhh, I started wearing tight slacks.
It turns out saying last mission wasn't a jinx after all.
One thing you can always count on, Buy More laziness.Morgan
I hate Twitter.Casey
I acted out physically, too, and I rocked Bo Derek's world.Morgan
I am the most powerful weapon in the world!!Morgan
Who wants to party with the freaking intersect?!?!Morgan
You're no longer a perfect 10.Morgan (to Bo Derek)
Hey Chuck, how's it going with Bo? You had any sneak peeks of your childhood crush's boobies?Sarah