Quinn said stop whispering like fourth graders.


Man, I haven't sug-ed a tank in...days.


In my previous state of impairment, I wouldn't have cared or noticed that Grimes's woman - forgive me, not PC, Grimes's significant other - was just taken at gun point.


Ellie: Anything different happen on missions?
Morgan: Uhh, I started wearing tight slacks.

It turns out saying last mission wasn't a jinx after all.

One thing you can always count on, Buy More laziness.


I hate Twitter.


I acted out physically, too, and I rocked Bo Derek's world.


I am the most powerful weapon in the world!!


Who wants to party with the freaking intersect?!?!


You're no longer a perfect 10.

Morgan (to Bo Derek)

Hey Chuck, how's it going with Bo? You had any sneak peeks of your childhood crush's boobies?


Chuck Quotes

Look at my face? You can't tell I'm from Montreal? Like all true Hinjews?


Again, Casey I can't apologize enough for that accidental touching in there. It's just very tight changing space.


Chuck Music

  Song Artist
Wait it out Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black and gold Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes