Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.

Chuck: You know I typically brush my teeth before I...
Beckman: We never speak of this again.

Merry Christmas...or Happy Hanukkah, whichever is applicable.

Shaw's so handsome and smart. I bet he reads a lot of books.

Shaw (through Sarah voice box)

This is my team and nobody, especially Shaw, is going to take us down.

Beckman

Chuck: Daniel Shaw murdered my father and now he has my wife. He's gonna wish he never left that prison cell.
Casey: That plan's kinda vague.

Merry Christmas Sarah. Miss me?

Shaw

Well it wouldn't be Christmas with the Bartowskis without a little bit of drama.

It was a bit like old times, wasn't it?

Beckman

Robin: The Omen? Or pain?
Chuck: Shouldn't there be a third option?

It's me, Chuck Bartowski...from the phone call.

Sarah: Ellie must have used your open table account.
Chuck: She always does. She knows I love the points!

Chuck Quotes

Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own!

Chuck: Uh, you know, Sis, the thing is, Morgan and I don't really feel like we're fitting in...at my birthday party...'cause we don't know anybody, 'cause they're all your friends, and they all happen to be doctors.
Morgan: Doctors who don't really get our jokes!
Chuck: Well, your jokes

Chuck Music

  Song Artist
Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes