Chuck Season 2 Quotes
Sarah: Are you okay?
Chuck: Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'm-- I'm glad we found him for Ellie.
Sarah: And for you?
Chuck: Yeah. Maybe he's not as crazy as I remembered.
(Stephen returns with an overnight bag)
Stephen: Oookay, let's go get your sister married, hunh? Maybe we should...wait until dark, they're... (he peeks through the curtains) they're tracking my every move. (Muttering to himself) Rat bastards...
(Drew gives Chuck a tour of Roark Instruments)
Chuck: Hey, what's that?
Drew: The lobby.
Chuck: What's that?
Drew: Elevator.
Chuck: What's that?
Drew: The bathroom.
Chuck: (Giddy) Man, this place is awesome!
Chuck: I'm not who you think I am.
Vincent: It's good to see you again. Good to see both of you.
Stephen: Don't worry, Charles. I'm not who you think I am, either.
Mohammed Zamir: Are you his doctor?
Chuck: Of course! Am I not wearing a doctor's coat? Who else would I be if not for one of this man's doctors?
Mohammed Zamir: Doctor, I am Harry Lime's private physician, Dr. Mohammed Zamir.
Chuck: Ah, Doctor!
Mohammed Zamir: Doctor!
Chuck: Doctor!
Mohammed Zamir: Doctor!
Chuck: And Doctor!
Mohammed Zamir: Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment please? I'd like to consult the doctor privately please.
Chuck: Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. (Alex walks towards the door) Please don't go.
Alex: Be right outside, Doctor.
(The Buy more gang tries to kidnap Chuck in ninja suits, when Casey stops it and orders them to take the masks off and un-tie Chuck)
Lester: Man up, Charles.
Chuck: Why would you do this to me?
Morgan: I'm sorry man, it was a practice run for when we kidnap Awesome for his bachelor party.
Chuck: You guys aren't even invited.
Lester: What finer way to be invited than to kidnap the guest of honor.
Jeff: A bachelor party is a mythical place where booze and women are free...it's Xanadu.
Casey: Hey, the security system's has been updated. I'll either need 40 minutes to decrypt the code or four ounces of C4.
Alex: No, we should just take out some doctor and steal his card key.
Casey: I like the cut of your jib.
Chuck: Wow! You two are a match made in a very frightening part of heaven.
(Alex has just tranquillized Awesome)
Chuck: Have I no rights? You can't just go around willy nilly knocking out my family members.
Alex: Looks like we can.
Zamir: Who the hell is Chuck?
Chuck: Huh? Chuck? Chuck? No clue. I have no clue. I am Doctor...I am Doctor Woodcomb, okay, or Devon, or Doc or sometimes people call me Captain Awesome but I have no idea who this...who this Chuck is.
(Zamir tears the white coat away revealing Chuck's Nerd Herd identity card)
Chuck: Oh, you mean that Chuck.
(Casey is disguised as a hospital cleaner)
Nurse: Hey...you!
Casey: Yeah.
Nurse: Hysterectomy in 806 didn't make it to the toilet. Do you mind?
Casey: You got it.
Chuck: Is it really you or am I super stoned?
Sarah: Uh, both. Heh.
Chuck: I have to say this. We should never do that again.
Casey: Mission's over, Chuck. The plan went just fine.
Chuck: Yeah. Except your plan necessitated that we do actual plumbing and for the record, none of us knows how to actually plumb. We're going to burn these jump suits, right?
Sarah: I second Chuck's motion. No more plumbing on future missions.
Casey: Are you going soft, Walker? It doesn't matter. Beckman got the intel she wanted. Bunch of Nancies.
Beckman: I lied to Chuck earlier. He's done what no one else could do. He found him, Chuck found Orion.
Sarah: General, why lie to him? Orion is extremely important to this project and to Chuck.
Beckman: Important? Don't think for a second that you can tell me what's important, Agent Walker. I've had an army of analysts and spies hunting for Orion since before you were in a training bra.
