Chuck Season 2 Quotes
Morgan: Sir, what exactly are we doing here?
Big Mike: Payback.
Morgan: I see. Does payback involve illegal activities?
Big Mike: Damn well better.
Vincent: I'll give one chance, drop your guns.
Chuck: Um, sir, they don't have any guns. I personally put this mission together and I forbid them from packing.
Vincent: Why would you do that?
Chuck: I don't know, I just, you know...I think that guns make things too easy and I like my spies to be tough. Look, you're not gonna shoot me, right?
Vincent: It would be unprofessional not to.
(Casey shoots him)
Chuck: You had a gun?
Casey: I always have a gun.
Chuck: Okay, what's the plan?
Casey: You got us into this mess, why don't you come up with the plan for once.
Chuck: Okay, alright, you two distract Emmett with your super spy skills while I go hit Big Mike's office where he keeps the combination to the safe at his desk.
Casey: He keeps a combination in his office?
Chuck: It's a Buy More, Casey, relax.
(Sarah and Casey pull out weapons)
Chuck: Oh no, no, no, no, no...there are no guns in my plan, okay, as annoying as Emmett is, you cannot shoot, tranq or Karate chop him in any way.
Sarah: You put him in charge.
(Chuck, Lester and Jeff are looking at the Buy More interior which is covered in toilet paper)
Chuck: What? When did this happen?
Lester: During the night. Look on the bright side. Don't have to buy TP for, like, years.
Jeff: Why start now?
General Beckman: What! What did you say?
Chuck: I found him. I found Orion. Or actually, he found me, about ten minutes ago in the Buy More. He tapped into one of the Nerd Herd computers using, I might add, a very cool kind of hack.
Casey: Orion's taken control of a Predator drone based out of Edward's. The signal matches the one used in Hong Kong. The drone's on an armed targeting run.
Sarah: Is there a target?
Chuck: Please don't say Buy More.
Casey: Orion sent you a computer, all right. It's inside a Predator drone targeted to kill you. How thoughtful.
(Morgan's phone rings)
Morgan: One sec you guys, It's Chuck again.
Lester: No, don't answer it, he's after my computer.
Morgan: I know, but he's called twice. He never does that, it could be an emergency. Why he'd call me I have no idea.
Lester: No, Morgan, no.
Vincent: I wish I could give you a proper reward. But, fortunately I have to shoot you.
Chuck: It would be unprofessional not to.
Morgan: We can't get away with this, okay, we can't be calm and collected this time.
Big Mike: (to Emmett about the damage to his face) Let me see it. No, Morgan. We will remain calm and collected. We will be calm and collected when we go to Beverly Hills tonight. And we will be calm and collected when we use my manager's code to get into the store. And then we're going to be calm and collected when we burn that mother-loving store to the ground.
Barclay: Hey! We know what you did.
Big Mike: Well, do you now?
Barclay: You went too far, Michael. I'm calling the cops.
Big Mike: No you won't, it ain't the Buy More way.
Barclay: What!?
Big Mike: You know the rules; they cut their prices by ten percent, we cuts ours 15. They give away toasters, we give away microwaves. They put their hands on one of ours, we find their Assistant Manager. (Emmett holds him back) You get the picture, don't you?
Chuck: General, you don't want the Intersect out of my head, do you?
Beckman: No, I don't.
Sarah: Ma'am, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.
Beckman: Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over. Chuck, I hesitate to say this...
Chuck: Please. Please, hesitate.
Beckman: We are in the midst of a secret war with Fulcrum, and I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.
Casey: Oy.
Chuck: No, listen to the man. He's right. I'm no spy.
Beckman: Do you know how many agents I've lost to Fulcrum? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See, I can't lose you, Chuck. I need you. It's time for you to become a spy.
I've tried to help you over the years, Jefferson. I've drowned myself trying to help you. But you're a moron. In the end that's what you are. You're a Buy More-on.
Lester