I may not have finished high school but I know what two plus two is.

Georgia [to Virginia]

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• Added: December 30, 2021

Oh, yes. Ebony and ivory.

Judge [to Baron and Polly]

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• Added: December 30, 2021

Ann [to Jenn]: Look who you're working for. Desna's the dictionary definition of selfishness.
Uncle Daddy: Maybe the urban dictionary.
Ann and Jenn: Shut up!

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• Added: December 30, 2021

This ain't no quid pro ho, Clay Husser. I want to see my children.

Jenn [to Uncle Daddy]

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• Added: December 30, 2021

I'm gonna Olivia Pope this bitch.

Desna [to Sheray]

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• Added: December 30, 2021

Where my precious grandbabies at?

Uncle Daddy

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• Added: December 30, 2021

Quiet Ann: The other day I told you I wasn't going to sleep with you. And now you're coming at me with this bullshit.
Cherry: This isn't about your strap-on.

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• Added: December 30, 2021

Polly: I hate to pry but I'm a little confused. Why were the girls home alone in the middle of the night, wandering around like hillbilly children of the corn?
Jenn: It's just a little misunderstanding, Polly.

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• Added: December 30, 2021