Claws
Sundays 9:00 PM on TNTClaws Season 1 Episode 3: "Quicksand" Quotes
I got enough on my plate, China Doll. Now I've got to dodge your Doctor Doolittle bullshit.
Desna [to Virginia]
Virginia: I look like a hero.
Desna: No, you look like a dumb-ass who is going to get us killed.
Good Lord, you got mayo on your face. At least I hope it's mayo.
Uncle Daddy [to Chip]
Dean: I used to get locked in a refrigerator.
Virginia: You're not like other boys, are you?
Polly: Did you check to see what color your poo was this morning?
Virginia: You're nasty.
Polly: You've got to check to make sure it's not black. That could be a sign of internal bleeding.
Chip: Hey, there. I'm looking for a young lady called Virginia Lau.
Polly: Well, you go the 'young' part right.
Chip: I love Beef O'Brady's.
Virginia: Me, too.
Chip: It makes me gag.
Virginia: That goes away.
Virginia: Now am I a hero?
Desna: Mandela's got nothing on you.
Uncle Daddy don't know shit but how to spend money.
Jenn [to Desna]
And you're going to have to deal with this cray-cray [Kenneth], who loses his shit on a daily.
Desna [to Bryce]
Bridesmaid: Desna, I've been wanting to ask you this question all night: Can I touch your hair?
Desna: No.
