Desna: What you doin' over here?
Roller: Got to get some shit for Bryce. He ain't showing his face after his sexcapades.
Desna: He shouldn't with his nasty ass. How do you sit up there and get a BJ from his mother-in-law?
Roller: Shit! We white and dirty, baby.

Roller: You just got that crazy look in your eye.
Desna: I just had a weird dream.
Roller: Was it wet?
Desna: Bye, Roller.

Jenn: One of us needs to exhale.
Desna: And one of us needs to bathe. Yeah, I said it.
Jenn: Hurtful.

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Polly: So, today is your moving in with Dean day. Nervous?
Virginia: No. Do I need to be?
Polly: Shacking up with a beau is a huge step. Sometimes, they don't flush.

Quiet Ann: You know you're still wearing your pajamas?
Jenn: Really, Ann? I thought I was wearing Selena Gomez's new loungewear line.

Jenn: Last night I caught my mama about to do Bryce's dick like a popsicle.
Customer: How you let that happen?

Beat it, babushka. You may think you're the KGB, but this is still the U.S., so you can kiss my ass.

Uncle Daddy [to Zlata]

Matilde: I used to be the most important woman in [Gregory's] world.
Desna: Believe me, Madam, you still are.

That right there was a real Haitian "Mommy Dearest" shitshow.

Desna [to Polly]

Uncle Daddy: I find myself in a tight spot, and you're the KY jelly gonna get me out of it.
Chip: I'm listening, and slightly repulsed.

Roller: She's a little crazy, but the perks are on point.
Toby: Sounds like someone drank the Kool-Aid.
Roller: Oh, you know I love the Kool-Aid.

Chip: Ok, New Reva, my price has doubled.
Zlata: I like a man who wears corruption on his sleeve.

Claws Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Roller: You just got that crazy look in your eye.
Desna: I just had a weird dream.
Roller: Was it wet?
Desna: Bye, Roller.

Desna: What you doin' over here?
Roller: Got to get some shit for Bryce. He ain't showing his face after his sexcapades.
Desna: He shouldn't with his nasty ass. How do you sit up there and get a BJ from his mother-in-law?
Roller: Shit! We white and dirty, baby.