Hi, Sis. What do you call that shade of red? Cry for help?

Lillian [to Polly]

Polly: Now is not a good time. I have a family situation to deal with.
Lillian: What do you think you're looking at?

I don't want Cheetos. I want peace and tranquility, nothing else.

Dean [to Virginia]

Zlata: Be like game: screw, marry, kill.
Desna: You mean screw, marry, turn over all of his assets, and then kill.
Zlata: All of that.

Jenn: You'd really peace out on Uncle Daddy and Roller?
Bryce: Hell, yeah. They'd finally have to use email, but ...

Polly: Marnie's been missing six hours now. I think I should call the police and get her on a milk carton or something.
Desna: Pol, I want you to take a deep, white breath. Marnie's not missing, baby, she's with her natural mama.

Desna: You could always come home.
Dean: Because of your horrible life choices, that's no longer an option for us.

Move away from the vortex, Desna. That bitch will suck you in.

Quiet Ann [to Desna]

Look, they have a color called Evil Twin. C'mon, that's funny.

Lillian [to Polly]

Wedding saleswoman: We have one One-Percenter room in the back, but there's nothing under $5,000.
Jenn: $5,000? That dress better slap your ass and play with your nips.

Matilde [to Desna]: That is not a wedding gown. That is for the drag queen, the Rupaul.
Jenn: Boo Boo, that's a compliment.

Zlata: Ready to make partnership official? We make a pretty good team.
Desna: I am not. I was just curious.
Zlata: Curious is the first step to commitment. Next step is anal. But we skip that.
Desna: Excuse me?

Claws Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Hi, Sis. What do you call that shade of red? Cry for help?

Lillian [to Polly]

Hurry up. I've got a fake wedding to plan.

Desna [to Roller]