Cherry: How do you fit so much in such a tiny trailer?
Quiet Ann: Shit accumulates.

Desna: What are you doing here at the crack of black?
Tony: I got a surprise for you.

You dumb bitch!

Desna

Dean: Make sure you wear a condom!
Virginia: They know, Dean.

Tony: I just stopped by to help set up for the wedding. But it seems you have a lot going on here.
Jenn: Yeah, Welcome to the shit show.

You're passing me over for a fetus?

Bryce [to Uncle Daddy]

Virginia: I'm loyal to you, Des.
Desna: You know loyalty doesn't just mean bringing me problems. It means helping me fix things.

Either that chick has a magic pussy or she's boosting our shit.

Virginia [to Polly]

Oh, you sweet, sweet, innocent ho.

Polly [to Virginia]

Trust me. You do this, you're gonna be on top of the world.

Desna [to Ken]

Jenn: Will you make [Uncle Daddy] cry, though? I love it when bald men cry.
Desna: I'm gonna make him cry. Like a goddamn baby.

Just live a lie like the rest of us. Oh, like you really love giving blow jobs?

Jenn [to Polly]

Claws Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.