Zlata: Be like game: screw, marry, kill.
Desna: You mean screw, marry, turn over all of his assets, and then kill.
Zlata: All of that.

Polly: Now is not a good time. I have a family situation to deal with.
Lillian: What do you think you're looking at?

Roller: Yeah, he said some shit about vaginal interrogation.
Clem: Vertical integration.

I'm really disappointed, Des. You keep saying things are going to change, but they never change.

Dean [to Desna]

Virginia: Dean, are you sure [Desna] was arrested?
Dean: Absolutely positive. I know what an unmarked police car looks like. I watch SVU.

In spite of all your bullshit, we do make a great team.

Desna [to Zlata]

Desna [to Lucy]: I'm not going down for nothing because I didn't do nothing.
Arlene: Poke the bear. That's a smart idea.

Desna: You were right about everything. I should have listened to you.
Quiet Ann: I love you, Des.

Polly: I was in the slammer with murderers, terrorists, pedophiles, and you know what's worse?
Dr. Ken: Terrorist pedophiles?
Polly: Snitches.

Roller: They shot my brother.
Ted's son: Shit! They got Bryce?
Roller: Hmm, hmm.
Ted's son: He was all positive and shit.
Uncle Daddy: Yeah, he was positive.

Popo is going to be all over clinic. Must tell Ken not to be over-prescribing until shit dies down.

Zlata [to Desna]

They got a miniseries on us the size of "Roots."

Desna [to Quiet Ann]

Claws Season 2 Quotes

Bryce: So you just broke up our marriage for some random dick.
Jenn: You know, I am so tired of being judged by Vanilla Bryce.

Paging Dr. Do-me-right!

Polly [to Desna]