Woman: No, inspired is putting an engagement ring on your penis and then proposing.
Man: We've gotta get it off. It hurts bad.
Jesse: You should've thought about that before you put a ring on it. Yeah.

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Ethan: A soy taco? What the hell's that?
Charlotte: This is Los Angeles. It's not uncommon.
Ethan: This is occupied northern Mexico, young Lady. I'm not saying we should give it back. But please, a little respect.

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Noa: Barry? I'm Dr. Kean.
Barry: You're a doctor? You look twelve.

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Jesse: You know, when you speak Spanish, you sound like mi abuela.
Leanne: Oh, Jesse.
Jesse: She's old, and confused, and says things that don't make sense.
Leanne [hands Jesse a tongue depressor]: Hey, bite down on this so you don't chomp your tongue off when I punch your face in.

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Campbell: I need to do something about him.
Leanne: Is it Willis you don't like, or the fact that he's right?
Jesse: It's probably both.

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• Added: October 12, 2016