Code Black
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on CBSCode Black Season 1 Episode 13: "First Date" Quotes
J.J.: Let's not oversell it. She already knows...way to much about me.
Kamilla: Look, I dye my hair. I snort when I laugh. And this breast is bigger than the other one.
J.J.: Don't all girls have that?
Kamilla: [Chuckles and pulls a not insignificant falsie out of her dress]
I picked up a girl about a month ago, she turned out to be a hooker. I didn't know until I had to pay her.
J.J.
Leanne (about Heather): I hate to admit it, but I kind of like her.
Gina: Yeah, me too.
I'm not going to stand here and get scolded like I'm in high school. We did the right thing. Deal with it.
Heather
Dr. Hudson, let me give you some advice, and please, listen carefully. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Gina (about Christa)
J.J.: That's because it's not exactly my stomach which hurts.
Leanne: Then where?
J.J.: Uh, it -- it's my bean sack.
Leanne: Your what?
J.J.: My family jewels.
Leanne: Your testicles?
J.J.: Yeah, if you want to get technical!
Leanne: You know, I would get more privacy working in a strip club.
Jesse: Have you ever actually been in a strip club?
Leanne: How do you think I paid for med school?
Leanne: Be careful. You might give yourself another heart attack.
Jesse: Oh, don't worry about me. I'm on a new diet.
Leanne: Uh-huh. So those aren't doughnut crumbs all over your scrubs?
Cory: And honestly, a trip to the ER seemed like as good an excuse as any to get away from the kids.
Christa: How many do you have?
Kelly. Three. Which is like thirty.
Cory: I love them, but they are serial killers, all of them.
It's just always been so easy for him -- medicine, uh, girls, everything. Tonight, when I came in and saw Heather Pinkney, you know what I did? Hid behind some old lady.
Angus
Mike: What do you think, Orson?
Angus: Hey, nobody calls me that here.
Mike: Really? No one's noticed you look like a young Orson Welles?
