I've been texting Christa all these panic faced emojis, and she's not responding.

Dr. Malaya Pineda

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• Added: November 19, 2015

Dr. Leanne Rorish: You have a boat?
Dr. Mark Taylor: Yeah. "The Wet Dream."

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• Added: November 19, 2015

Dr. Mario Savetti: I'm not in the mood for a lecture.
Dr. Angus Leighton: Okay, this is not a lecture, see, this is talking. It's what friends do. They talk. Do you even know what it means to be a friend? I mean, seriously, have you ever had one before?

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• Added: November 18, 2015

I know you love him and you want to help, but you have to take care of yourself, too.

Dr. Malaya Pineda

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• Added: November 18, 2015

What, you never threw a computer?

Dr. Cole Guthrie

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• Added: November 18, 2015

Excrement just made physical contact with an air current distribution device, kid.

Dr. Mark Guthrie

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• Added: November 18, 2015

Randall: Will you take me to Grauman's Chinese? That's where we were headed.
Dr. Mark Taylor: I'm working. Do you have any idea what a job is? Have you ever, you know, raked leaves, or had a paper route?
Randall: What's a paper route?
Dr. Mark Taylor: God, I'm old.

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• Added: November 18, 2015