Code Black
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I went to an acupuncturist long ago for fertility -- Dr. Ho. He inserted one needle, and before you know it, I had my very own millennial. Which is Latin for "unemployed."
Dr. Mark Taylor
Dr. Cole Guthrie: You're a good surgeon.
Dr. Neal Hudson: So are you.
Dr. Cole Guthrie: But I actually am a surgeon. What are you doing down here?
The tragedy is...when you're absolutely the finest, the most skilled doctor there is, and you have to turn them over to people less skilled than you. So you're lucky. You're mother is lucky. Because there is no one anywhere better equipped to save her than you. You have the opportunity to do what I couldn't do with my own family. I envy you that.
Dr. Leanne Rorish
Earlier, when you said you came here to learn from the best, and that afterwards, you decided to stay. You humbly left out the middle part -- you learned from the best, and then you became the best. I'm sorry I couldn't see that until now. You make me very proud.
Dr. Peter Hudson
I'm never going to be that guy with the white coat, you know? The office in the medical-arts building. You know, half the time when I tell people I'm a doctor, they don't even believe me. If I fail at this...if I can't do emergency medicine, I got no place else to go. I just got scared. I'm sorry.
Dr. Mario Savetti
Oh look -- from your mouth to the CDC's ears. Prepare for Code Brown, where the CDC crawls so far up my colon, I'll be crapping federal bureaucrats for a week.
Dr. Mark Taylor
All right, there's a protocol to follow here people. So let's remember our practice drills. Anybody who was within two meters of any one of these patients, get on that side. Those of you who aren't familiar with the metric system, that's eighty inches. Also, the height of Kobe Bryant.
Dr. Mark Taylor
Dr. Mario Savetti: Are you kidding me? What did you do?
Jesse Salander: It's a gift, bro.
Jesse Salander: Life lesson: When your Daddy tells you to do something, just do it.
You lost a child, Christa. That means that every child that comes through here is a version of that child. It's not gonna change. You need to learn how to deal with it.
Dr. Leanne Rorish
Dr. Cole Guthrie: This is where medical students observe?
Dr. Mark Taylor: Yeah, and interns, sometimes E.M.T.s.
Dr. Cole Guthrie: Doesn't seem particularly sterile.
Dr. Mark Taylor: Well, neither is a taxicab, but many a baby have been born there.
Dr. Mario Savetti: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Dr. Angus Leighton: Like a tornado loves a trailer park.
