I'm impressed, Dr. Trang. You know, letting your inner bastard shine.

Simon

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Congratulation. You are the proud father of a tapeworm.

Rebecca

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• Added: August 02, 2011

You're going to have to give me a sample, my friend and not the kind that goes tinkle.

Bobby

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If you're eating like a linebacker and fainting like a debutante, nutrients are clearly not being absorbed.

Bobby

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I've seen the Jerry McGuire dvd three times. He makes money to be an agent. So much money they show it to him.

Vans

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• Added: August 02, 2011

Ariel: Why aren't you this sick?
Graham: Because I had one kabob. You had twenty-three.

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• Added: August 02, 2011

I think I just threw up a french fry from 1988.

Ariel

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The US may have a higher obesity rate than Canada but we know how to eat kabobs.

Rebecca

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