Common Law

They are the yin to each others' yang. I hope you have a trick up your sleeve to unite their chi.
Captain

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Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I'm not gonna gloat about it. I'm just simply gonna say....TOUCHDOWN!
Travis

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Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bro Code? Is this college?!
Wes

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Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Travis, I do not own an ascot. Why would you even put that in the story?
Wes

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Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

I think you should tell her....Dr. Ryan. I think you should tell her that you've developed very passionate feelings for her.
Travis

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Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

You need to use words like 'I' in here.
Wes

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Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

You hate it--- Which makes me like it more.
Wes

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Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Travis: Two things I know: Women and strays.

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Rating: Unrated

See, he waived his right to be sober.
Travis

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Rating: Unrated

One more foot and we would have shot you.
Travis

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Rating: Unrated

You don't have to come. It's dinner time. Go eat a burrito.
Wes [to Travis]

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Rating: Unrated