Favorite Common Law Quotes
They are the yin to each others' yang. I hope you have a trick up your sleeve to unite their chi.
Captain
I'm not gonna gloat about it. I'm just simply gonna say....TOUCHDOWN!
Travis
Bro Code? Is this college?!
Wes
Travis, I do not own an ascot. Why would you even put that in the story?
Wes
I think you should tell her....Dr. Ryan. I think you should tell her that you've developed very passionate feelings for her.
Travis
You need to use words like 'I' in here.
Wes
You hate it--- Which makes me like it more.
Wes
Travis: Two things I know: Women and strays.
See, he waived his right to be sober.
Travis
One more foot and we would have shot you.
Travis
You don't have to come. It's dinner time. Go eat a burrito.
Wes [to Travis]
Is anybody allowed to be pissed off anymore?
Wes