Look Wes, I just don't want to air all our dirty laundry in front of him.

Travis

I can't believe he still says "Hells yeah." Like who does that?

Travis

Bring a pencil and a positive attitude.

Sutton

Wes: Are we idiots?
Travis: Nah.

Travis: I would have pulled that trigger.
Wes: I was there so you didn't have too.

Travis: Did we just make progress?
Wes: We must be doing something wrong.

Completely therapized and ready to move on.

Wes

Travis: If you tell me she is a no-fly zone then I will let it go. That's Bro Code.
Wes: I am not sure about the parameters of this whole Bro code.

So who's up for spanking?

Travis

No, us local folks like helping our friends at the government.

Wes

Raise up a hand if you think Wes took a big step last night...

Travis

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.

Common Law Quotes

If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.

Mechanic [about Wes]

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.