Travis 2.0 my ass.

Travis

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• Added: June 09, 2012

Who else here thinks Wes has not moved on?

Travis

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• Added: June 01, 2012

And you need to hide the cat because the captain is coming.

Travis

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• Added: June 01, 2012

Travis: Two things I know: Women and strays.

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• Added: June 01, 2012

Travis: People on ecstasy don't even like you.
Wes: That's rude.

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• Added: June 01, 2012

One more foot and we would have shot you.

Travis

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• Added: June 01, 2012

You don't have to come. It's dinner time. Go eat a burrito.

Wes [to Travis]

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• Added: June 01, 2012

Man, that' s not how you spell thank you!

Travis [to Wes]

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• Added: May 20, 2012

You should have Dr. Ryan help you overcome your shyness.

Wes [to the Captain]

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.

Travis

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Wes: Sweet couple. Wonder what they got each other for Valentine's day.
Travis: Look's like they got each other restraining orders.

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• Added: May 20, 2012

See, he waived his right to be sober.

Travis

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• Added: May 20, 2012