Favorite Community Quotes
I've got Friends with Benefits... no subtext.
Dean
Downgrading your lifestyle is your chance to grow as a person, maybe even become one.
Britta [to Jeff]
Abed: Jeff, did I say anything in my sleep last night about farm animals or Brian Williams?
Jeff: ...I don't think so.
Abed: Cool. Cool, cool, cool. [edit]
Britta: this cause is really important to me
Annie: Are you saying we're not allowed to protest? Britta, you sound like Guatemala
Shirley: Sounds like someone has the case of "someone likes to use fringe politics to make themselves feel special but doesn't want to do anything"-itis
Jeff: Every piece of that condo is a piece of my life
Britta: Is that a bidet?
Jeff: That part is for resale value and Saturday afternoons
Calling for help? A classic...call for help.
Britta
Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?
Troy
After they get frightened by the evening news, many people seek the foods and soothing music of a pre-racial America.
Diner owner
Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes
