Community Season 2 Episode 11: "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas" Quotes
Abed, I can't make it this year. I have a new family now. You'll meet them one day. You're a man now. Take care of Dad. Wash your dooper.Professor Duncan (reading card from Abed's mom)
Abed: It's the first season of Lost on DVD.
Pierce: That's the meaning of Christmas?
Abed: No it's a metaphor. It represents lack of payoff.
Who taught you therapy, Michael Jackson's dad?Troy
Abed: Everyone be perfectly sincere. Humbugs are attracted to sarcasm.
Jeff: Wow. Somewhere out there Tim Burton just got a boner.
Abed: Fair warning, guys. A journey through winter wonderland tends to test your commitment to Christmas. So when I say test, I mean Wonka-style. I'm talking dark. My advice: Stay honest, stay alert, and for the love of God, stay between the gumdrops.
Abed: If I can find the meaning of Christmas, everything will go back to normal.
What do you care about Christmas Abed? You're Muslim. Don't your people spend this season writing in angry letters to TVGuide?Pierce