Hank Hickey: You know where he was for most of my birthdays? A little place that rhymes with 'not there.'
Chang: Times Square?

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I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead.

Professor Hickey

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Well, I'm assuming you guys can help me beat him. Because if we lose, I'm going to punch you each in the heart.

Professor Hickey

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That's what I love about role-playing games--being told exactly what to do.

Hank Hickey

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Hank Hickey: So, Dad, I'm just curious--what is it about Dungeons and Dragons that suddenly leaped out at you at age 60?
Professor Hickey: Dungeons. It'd be the dungeons.

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