Community Season 1 Episode 18: "Basic Genealogy" Quotes
Are we hugging or dancing?
Jeff
Have a family, share your life. That and learning computers are two things you just can't knock out at the end.
Pierce
She's grifting him. She's taking a bunch of money from him. He thinks it's for school. But it's for...grifting!
Jeff
I have to go to my car and get my emergency shirt. And I don't even like that shirt!
Abed's dad
A switch is a stick she can use to whoop you with. Cherish, Britta. Cherish.
Troy
You want me to wingman you with your ex-stepdaughter?
Jeff
You're like a black ghost.
Shirley [to Abed's berka-wearing cousin]
Abed: I hate when they finish each other's...
Troy:... pies.
Slater: We need to talk.
Jeff: Are you breaking up with me?
Slater: Oh, good. Guess we don't need to talk.
Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.
I can't say no to those big doe eyes. It's like strangling a mermaid with a bike chain.
Jeff
I hate Glee! I don't see its appeal at all.
Jeff
