Annie: Shirley, I'm speaking for both you and me.
Shirley: Then you might want to teach your mouth to say "we," "our," and "us."

I scolded Leonard today, so according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.

Dean Pelton

Dean Pelton: Which is to say that having Jeffrey inside of me-
Jeff: No one was inside of anyone!
Dean Pelton: -was wrong. To have Jeffrey inside of me.

Shirley: Is this a bad time?
Dean Pelton (speaking as Jeff): I'm at Greendale, stuck in the body of a man who could be Gollum, so yeah, I'd say it's half past suck.

Maintenance Guy: Sorry, routine light switch check.
Jeff: That is not a thing!

Pierce: What do you want me to do?
Jeff: Stay alive...or don't!
Pierce: I'm on it!

Holy makes-complete-sense-at-this-school!

Jeff

Community Season 4 Episode 11 Quotes

Pierce: What do you want me to do?
Jeff: Stay alive...or don't!
Pierce: I'm on it!

Holy makes-complete-sense-at-this-school!

Jeff