Community Season 3 Episode 17: "Basic Lupine Urology" Quotes
Diffuse the IED of dishonesty.Annie
Professor Kane: You may proceed, Ms. Edison. But do so with caution. Need I remind you: this is NOT a courtroom!
Sorry about my partner. He's been on my edge ever since we switched.Troy
Dean Pelton: I'm inclined to agree with the man in uniform.
Clean up on aisle busted.Troy
We named the yam "Pam." It rhymed.Abed
Starburns: Where's the ketchup?
Troy: That doesn't make sense! Ketchup is a condiment!
Pierce: I fell asleep in a sun beam.
Abed: Likely story.
Troy: Actually it is. I used to live with him. It's sort of adorable.
Troy: How did we get the short straw?
Abed: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed: Cold or dead?.
Troy: Survey says...
Abed: We can't both do the zinger.
Jeff: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Annie: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.