Community Season 1 Episode 19: "Beginner Pottery" Quotes
Oh my god, Pierce is going to be the only person ever to drown in a parking lot... twice.
Troy
Congratulations, you failed a class so easy that people passing in the hallway get contact credit.
Teacher
I hope I get multiple personalities. I get lonely in long showers.
Troy
Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn't have been crazy town because you would have gone to high school together.
Thanks but I'll have to get a second opinion from someone in my basket weaving class.
Jeff
Britta: Someone's mom gave them way too much praise.
Jeff: Man, so did someone's psych teacher.
Shirley: I've never been a captain before.
Pierce: I have I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm and only had one casualty.
Troy: Jet skis only hold two people.
Pierce: Exactly, I saved half the crew.
Shirley: I was going to sign up for a class to make an online dating profile, but sailing in the parking lot sounds less pathetic.
Troy: A black person on a sailboat? I gotta see this. I'm in.
