Community Season 5 Episode 7: "Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality" Quotes
Chang: Hey! Those guys in there told me that you're the one that died in a fire and you're a ghost!
Janitor: And you just believed 'em? You just believed a bunch of ghosts??
And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident! Only, it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time, someone's watching.
Professor Duncan
She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to realize that she has to settle.
Professor Duncan
You're not the Marco Polo of bullying me. You're just another tourist taking pictures of a great big wall.
Abed
Abed: If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor--
Professor Hickey: I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But please--I have some work to do here.
I'm going to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher. They shouldn't have redesigned that costume. Keep your heads in the sand if you want.
Abed
