Community Season 2 Episode 9: "Conspiracy Theories and Soft Defenses" Quotes
Jeff: I'm proud of Annie. She took to deception like Abed took to Cougar Town.
Abed: It's good.
Police Officer: Fact: In 100% of all fake gun shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.
Latvian Independence Parade. Don't look at me, they had the proper permits.
Troy
You can't be in here Leonard. You already have three farting strikes against you.
Abed
Abed: Welcome to Funkytown. No smoking, no farting, no pillow fighting.
Annie: We're in a chase!
Abed: That's allowed.
Annie: There's a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may that go all the way to the top.
Jeff: This is Greendale, Annie. If there is a conspiracy, it goes to slightly above the middle.
You even work too hard at passive-aggression.
Jeff [to Annie]
Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie!
Dean Pelton
Looks like someone sent us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message.
Jeff
That is gonna be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.
Jeff
My family name was Professorberg, but we changed it when we were fleeing from the Nazis.
Theater Teacher
I have always dreamt of playing charades with you, Jeffrey. Just not like this. And not on dry land.
Dean Pelton
