You're not worth the monologue.

Jeff

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Guys like you should be more scared, you trust-funded, body-spray, Eli Roth DVD-owner.

Jeff

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• Added: December 30, 2013

Britta: Why don't you sell him a pill that'll make him give up on his dreams?
Annie: Relaxarex doesn't make you give up on your dreams! That's a side effect!

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Britta: I'm on sabbatical.
Troy: You're Jewish??

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They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals. They invented fibromyalgia AND the cure for fibromyalgia

Annie

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Maybe we should brainstorm fundraising ideas that AREN'T bake sales OR zoos where the humans are in cages and the animals come to visit.

Annie

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After you left, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also asbestos reasons.

Dean

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Dean Pelton here, wishing you another magic year at Greendale--ranked America's #2 community college by GreendaleCommunityCollege.com.

Dean

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Repo man: Maybe you should have spent less money on special effects.
Jeff: Thanks a lot, Francis Ford Repo Man.

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• Added: December 30, 2013