Community Quotes
You're not worth the monologue.
Jeff
Guys like you should be more scared, you trust-funded, body-spray, Eli Roth DVD-owner.
Jeff
Britta: Why don't you sell him a pill that'll make him give up on his dreams?
Annie: Relaxarex doesn't make you give up on your dreams! That's a side effect!
Britta: I'm on sabbatical.
Troy: You're Jewish??
They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals. They invented fibromyalgia AND the cure for fibromyalgia
Annie
Maybe we should brainstorm fundraising ideas that AREN'T bake sales OR zoos where the humans are in cages and the animals come to visit.
Annie
After you left, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also asbestos reasons.
Dean
Dean Pelton here, wishing you another magic year at Greendale--ranked America's #2 community college by GreendaleCommunityCollege.com.
Dean
Repo man: Maybe you should have spent less money on special effects.
Jeff: Thanks a lot, Francis Ford Repo Man.
Evil Troy: I've been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Troy: Is it you?
Evil Troy: Yes.
Troy: Why would you tell me that?
I passed all the classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.
Troy
Abed: "The Cape" was cancelled.
Evil Abed: Not here--they've re-tooled it for cable and it's awesome. Wanna see it?
Abed: Desperately.
