Community Season 1 Quotes
There's a guy trying out for the track team that is older than the game of poker.
Jeff
I did a little bit of lying to get close to you. I mean, you look like Elisbaeth Shue.
Jeff
Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.
The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.
Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?
The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.
Jeff
