Coroner
Sundays 9:00 PM on The CWCoroner Season 1 Episode 4: "Quick or Dead" Quotes
Ross: I saw you on TV!
Jenny: Hey. Yeah, well, everybody's mad at me.
Ross: Yeah, but that's your superpower. You don't care.
Jenny: Hey, Donovan? You know why I did this, right?
McAvoy: You have no idea what you just did, so I'm gonna tell you. Every lawyer with a convicted murderer in the past ten years is about to file an appeal. Because you've called all of the autopsies and coroner rulings into question. That's my work you're undoing. I catch killers, just like I did today.
Jenny: These are people
McAvoy: So you wanna uncover the truth? Great. With it comes all the zombies straight out of the ground.
Gideon Kamau, William Webber, Olivia Lee, Liban Bowen, Randall Jeffries Senior, Sarah Jeffries, and Kendall Hosein. Those are the names of the victims of this pointless killing spree. And I will not be saying the names of the killers. You know, it is my mission, as coroner, to speak for the dead so that I can protect the living. And people died because my office made mistakes. Past investigations were handled poorly and because of that, some of the people I just mentioned lost their lives. So ... I am officially reopening all of the cases of former pathologist Dr. Ian Peterson, effective immediately.
Jenny
Jenny: I can't help but think we caused all this.
McAvoy: You mean we freaked Dylan out by going to his house?
Jenny: Didn't we? I mean, his mom, Professor Kamau, William Webber, they were all dead before this.
McAvoy: If we hadn't gone around Dylan and Storm never would have killed the Jeffries? Is that what you think?
Jenny: Yeah, well, build me a time machine and let's find out.
McAvoy: If I could do that, I'd go visit the dinosaurs.
McAvoy: After skimming the so-called "God Abyss," we may be looking at delusion by proxy.
Jenny: Which is?
McAvoy: It's a psychological situation, like a pact, between two disturbed individuals sharing a violent fantasy. The conspiracy stuff in Storm's dorm room, Dylan's book ...
Jenny: Hey do we know who this TPK is that he dedicated it to?
Dr. Allen: It could be another author. A lot of them have three names.
Det Kim: Mother's maiden name is Kung. Could be a relative.
Jenny: Okay, listen to this, "The land of the sun is where we must go. It's where we'll find freedom and release."
McAvoy: Stolen from the computer lab, I'd be willing to bet me hat.
Det Kim: You don't wear a hat.
McAvoy: I should. I'd look good.
McAvoy: What do you say?
Jenny: I tell them I see them. And I know everybody stares at me.
Detective Taylor Kim: I swear, every time Big Mac sends me stuff, anything that looks even remotely "Asian" to decipher, and I just Google Translate it.
Dr. Allen: Why don't you just tell him to do it himself?
Det. Kim: And spoil my sensei of languages status? No way.
Ross: Hashtagworklife. Hashtagmyoffice.
Liam: Hashtaggivemeyourphone. Come on.
Liam: I was in the military.
Ross: Oh. You never told me that.
Liam: I don't really like to talk about it.
Ross: Maybe talking about it would help. Come on. My dad's dead, alright. It's messing me up.
Liam: Yeah. Did you wanna talk about it?
Ross: Nope.
Liam: See.
Ross: Yep.
Liam: Okay. Ready to do some heavy lifting.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, like men. Like dudes not having any feelings. I'm just bonding with you man, come on.
McAvoy: Don't destroy my evidence, young buck.
Dr. Allen: Don't be fooled by my youthful glow Detective, I know what I'm doing.
Jenny: I screwed up.
McAvoy: What?
Jenny: Amanda. I've been trying to get her on the phone since the apiary.
McAvoy: That's not your job. That's police work.
Jenny: She asked me to protect her. She was scared. She said she wanted to come home with me.
McAvoy: You followed protocol. You learn soon enough, in this job, there are a lot of stray cats.
Jenny: She's a young girl.
McAvoy: You know what I mean. You can't take all of them home. All right, Cat Lady? Or should I say Dr. Cat Lady?
