It wouldn't have been a thong on a six-year old!

Ellie

Jules: Did you really just hiss?
Ellie: I'm trying it out.

Jules: Ellie, I love you so much. I want to ask you something.
Ellie: Are we finally running away together? Because I keep a bag in my truck!
Jules: Me too.
Ellie: Awesome.

Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage

What I really meant was lose my number, Frodo.

Laurie

[Title Card]: Titles we liked better than Cougar Town: Sunshine State, The Drinking Age, Cougar City, Mid-Life.

Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

What I really meant was lose my number, Frodo.

Laurie

[Title Card]: Titles we liked better than Cougar Town: Sunshine State, The Drinking Age, Cougar City, Mid-Life.