Ellie: What are our defenses?
Tom: Well, my garage is completely soundproof.
Ellie: Terrifying. Continue.

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• Added: January 07, 2015

Yes, I have a daughter. I found out three years ago? Her name is Tampa? How come no one remembers that?

Grayson

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• Added: January 07, 2015

Travis: My tee-ball coach diagnosed me with a terminal case of 'the dropsies'.
Ellie: A month from now, you're going to be holding a fragile, infant life in your hands.
Travis: Do you think it's going to be a problem?
Ellie: Babies heads are soft.

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• Added: January 07, 2015

We know that if there's something we can't handle with this kid, we can always lean on you.

Laurie

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• Added: January 07, 2015