Grayson: It's actually illegal for me to sell after I close.
Ellie: That's why I'm not paying for it.

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[Title Card]: I didn't know it was back on either. - Abed

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Jules: Taters are for laters.
Travis: She actually did say that.

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Bobby: Hey Bud, can we talk about Laurie?
Travis: You know I really like her, huh?
Bobby: Yeah, I could tell by the way you stare at her breasts. Different from the way you stare at other breasts, more respectful.

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Bobby: I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
Travis: I'm your son so it's okay.

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I'm only an okay storm; I'm not a perfect storm.

Ellie

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