Welcome to Cougar Town. Asking the tough questions about sex robots.

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Jules: What the hell was that?
Laurie: You're getting landlined.

Ellie: Should I remove your nuts?
Laurie: Oh, it's not you, she's just a horrible person.

Man, it's like watching your kid die in battle.

Bobby

I'm not high anymore.

Ellie

Dershwasher

Ellie

Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

I'm not high anymore.

Ellie

Dershwasher

Ellie