[Title Card]: She's marrying a man her own age, so why is it called Cougar Town?

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So you think Bobby and I could produce a doctor? [Jules and Grayson both laugh]

Jules

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Andy: Ellie's just jealous because she thinks I care more about you than her.
Bobby: Do you?
Andy: Yes, it's not even close.

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When you get up from that ottoman I'd go get a pregnancy test.

Jules

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Andy: He's your son.
Ellie: He needs to learn.

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Travis: Well you're betraying your own life philosophy.
Laurie: Never fight shorthaired bitches?

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Park Ranger: You married to one of those guys?
Ellie: No, they're lovers.

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• Added: April 25, 2012