(to Jules) I've been scared to say this, but all those ways you're different from me. That's why I love you. I love you Jules.

Grayson

My favorite movie is actually Love Actually. Oh! There's a sequel.

Andy

Kirsten: Are we really at a dead lizards funeral in front of your moms house?
Trav: You did this to us.

Grayson: Put Big Carl down.
Jules: No. He understands me.

Yeah baby! The world sucks, but who cares?

Bobby

You broke Bobby, you fix him. And I'm borrowing this. It's cute.

Laurie

I'm sorry this sucks. But, this is what happens when Dove's cry.

Andy

Hey guys what's up? Did someone have a pillow fight outside here?

Tom

Trav: Dad the world today go:
Bobby: Well, I should know oil spilled, black President I love it, people watching movies on their cell phones and ohh Lady Gaga.

Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!

Do you know who else mates for life? Termites.

Laurie

Jules: Did you know that doves mate for life?
Grayson: I did not.

Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Jules: Did you know that doves mate for life?
Grayson: I did not.

Grayson: I almost killed a lizard.
Jules: Oh great story.
Grayson: Thanks I worked on it.
Jules: Yeah go sit down. I'm making popcorn.