I'm not quite sure how I feel about Jules. It's a lot like soccer in that way.

Bobby

Jules: Wow, it' my first very golf cart ride of shame.
Bobby: It's not that bad, just pretend like you're coming home from a ball or something.
Jules: Yeah, I'm Cinderella.

Drinking out of a third place trophy makes you feel like a winner.

Jules

Bobby: I'm going through stuff too. They're repaving the parking lot where I keep my boat so I'm going to have to move. It's time like this I wish I had my own parking lot.
Jules: Really? That's what you wish for?

That's a pine cone, no matter how much you keep fondling it, it'll never take you to Cabo.

Ellie

What we did was totally natural like the wind... or not trusting Canadians.

Laurie

Laurie: I have to admit last was pretty okay
Grayson: That's weird, during it you were vocal how good it was.
Laurie: Yeah, that's because it's not sex to moan, "oh this is okay."

Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

What we did was totally natural like the wind... or not trusting Canadians.

Laurie

Laurie: I have to admit last was pretty okay
Grayson: That's weird, during it you were vocal how good it was.
Laurie: Yeah, that's because it's not sex to moan, "oh this is okay."