Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13: "The Criminal Mind" Quotes
John Hughes is a God.Title Card
Laurie: Burn in hell you sad, desperate skank.
Grayson: Texting your mom?
Don't bum out Jules, not everyone is blessed with our God given lack of judgment.Laurie
So all shoplifters are magicians?Jules
I don't know what you're thinking, but it's like watching a gay porn with just one dude in it.Ellie
Grocery store jail, seriously?Laurie
If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.Jules