Andy: Tom, I need protection.
Tom: Are we talking condoms or guns?
Andy: No, I need... you have guns?
Tom: I dunno, you have money?

Jules: At least none of these are weird sex things.
Tom: Uh, two of them can be.
Jules: Which one? No, I don't want to know. It's the fedora, right?

We're even wearing the same unisex cologne. "Both" by Bruce Jenner.

Laurie

You look white trash enough to be Kid Rock's mom.

Ellie

Cougar Town Season 6 Episode 8 Quotes

You look white trash enough to be Kid Rock's mom.

Ellie

We're even wearing the same unisex cologne. "Both" by Bruce Jenner.

Laurie