Jules: Way to go new guy.
Grayson: New guy? I am a key member of this group. I provide the sizzle.

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Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.
Grayson: Oh.

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[Title Card]: Pay attention. The title: Cougar Town almost makes sense this week.

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Dead mom high five!

Jules

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How could you not believe me about my mom? You're my best friend, all I ask is that you have blind faith in me, and that you hit me with a shovel if I ever got a toe ring.

Ellie

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Since you recently found out you're a dad, I baked you a congrats on your baby-that-you-had-with-a-drunk-that-picked-up-at-your-bar-before-you-started-dating-Jules cake!

Laurie

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Jules: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Travis: We're stealing-
Jules: -I'm in! I love it when we do things as a family!

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I get Big Carl? What's going on? Are you dying?

Ellie

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Jules: No one gets any wine until they say something nice about Ellie.
Laurie: I'm going to a bar.

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No wine for you!

Ellie

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