(Laurie) Stop scaring me, I'm not built for this.

Trav

Jules: Hi Barb, what are you a shredded wheat?
Barb: Hah. No. I'm a haystack. Hey fellas, who wants to roll around in the hay!?

(to creepy Panda guy) You get some Ling Ling!

Jules

(to Ellie) Great, you made him blow away sad.

Andy

(pretending to be Ellie) Jules, I can say you look beautiful, because you're the only one I'm nice to.

Laurie

Oh my God, I was mean to my daddy.

Jules

That's a fun way to say good-bye, Peace!

Chick

Dad, I missed you. How've you been?

Jules

Drums and guitar, you're so lucky.

Travis

Every house should have a jam room, don't you think?

Chick

I hate dressing up. Not for nothing, but I'm not doing it yall.

Jules

Chick: Ding a ling a ling...
Jules: That's my cue since I was four. I had to use both my hands.
Laurie: Awe how cute.

Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

I hate Halloween.

Jules

Titles Are Hard - Cougar Town.