Welcome to TGI Grayson's everyone!

Travis

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• Added: April 27, 2011

Good God. An army of jellybeans.

Ellie

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• Added: April 27, 2011

Andy: I volunteer at the women's shelter too. During self-defense classes, the women take turns kicking me in the crotch.
Grayson: So it's like a regular day at home for you.

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Laurie: Jules I didn't know you sponsored an African child.
Jules: Oh yeah, little Omari. He's 10. I gotta say those letters are getting a little repetitive. It's hot; I'm hungry; there's snakes.

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Ellie: Whatcha got goin' on there Dime Eyes?
Grayson: A big bowl of "we can do this."

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• Added: April 20, 2011

I'm eating a big bite of "I was right steak." Mmmm...but it needs something. Maybe a nice glass of 1985 SUCK IT. Ah..so smooth.

Ellie

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• Added: April 20, 2011

I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song and everyone knew the lyrics!

Laurie

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Bobby: Can you name a person who gets in his own way more than I do?
Travis: Gary Busey.

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• Added: April 20, 2011

Ellie: It is a gorgeous night and I have no kid waiting at home. Shiraz me. Laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. Hi girlfriend!
Laurie: Why's it being nice?
Andy: Is this the golden seven minutes?

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Andy: When you're dancing alone, I stand behind you and go "Damn!"
Laurie: Yes, because ass worship is contagious.

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• Added: April 20, 2011

Now that he's dry, maybe we can cut little Wolverine's nails.

Grayson

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• Added: April 20, 2011

Nanny: He's allergic to everything on Ellie's list.
Jules: He's allergic to Telemundo?
Nanny: I think that's just for me.

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• Added: April 20, 2011