Cougar Town
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Sorry I couldn't hear you. The breasts she was pressing into my back were way too loud.
Andy
Suze Orman called with another investment tip. Bags...of...paint!
Grayson
Laurie: You have to spend money to make money, right?
Bobby: That's a popular saying, so I believe in it. It's like "Location, Location, Location." I don't know what the hell that means, but man I believe it to the core.
Bobby: Man, my name has got a lot of B's in it.
Laurie: My name doesn't have any B's in it.
Bobby: Sorry I brought it up.
Wipe off that silly moustache. You look like a really gay Freddie Mercury.
Jules
Grayson: That's the dumbest idea Laurie has ever had, and that includes the Gayke Shop.
Laurie: Find me a gay who doesn't like cake!
Jules: Name one thing I've done to Travis that is "meddlesome."
Bobby: Watched him sleep.
Ellie: You scared his girlfriend away.
Laurie: You want to live in his blood.
Jellybean! You just simultaneously uttered the dumbest and the smartest things you've ever said!
Ellie
Travis: Mom, people from Taiwan are really called Taiwanese.
Jules: Agree to disagree.
Kirstin: Trav stop! You're embarrassing me.
Ellie: He can't stop. He was cooked in her baby oven.
Are you two dummies out in the yard again playing human Whac-A-Mole?
Jules
(to Grayson) I just want you to be a little different with me than with everyone else.
Jules
