Travis: Grayson, I didn't know you were the little spoon.
Grayson: ...it makes me feel safe.

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• Added: April 10, 2012

Holly, this is my fiancé, Jules, and her scary judgmental friend.

Grayson

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• Added: March 20, 2012

You have a lost and found Bang Box? Disgusting.

Jules

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• Added: March 20, 2012

[Title Card]: You know what would be cooler than this title card bit? A new title.

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• Added: March 20, 2012

Travis: So, what brings you to the phallus palace?
Laurie: That sounds like a great name for a gay bar.

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• Added: March 20, 2012

Your fridge is filled with nothing but beer and churros.

Ellie

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• Added: March 20, 2012

Hey bro, there is no music in the world that will match what your body is doing.

Laurie

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• Added: March 20, 2012

Ellie: Hi new girlfriend, I'm sorry you have to sleep with him.
Angie: Oh, that's okay, he's good at it.

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• Added: March 20, 2012

I hope a shark eats your face.

Ellie

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• Added: March 20, 2012

Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.

• Permalink: Books, snakes, PBS, acapella.
• Added: March 13, 2012

[Title Card]: No, it's not just "Scrubs" in Florida with a lot of wine.

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• Added: March 13, 2012

So out.

Ellie

• Permalink: So out.
• Added: March 13, 2012