Did you turn Officer Pumpkin Head around and blow his cover?

Jules

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• Added: March 06, 2012

Dime eyes, read with me.

Ellie

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• Added: March 06, 2012

Oh my God he's on a horse.

Ellie

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• Added: March 06, 2012

Travis: We should just eat cave man style. No dishes to clean that way.
Jules: Get the shades.

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• Added: February 28, 2012

Jules: Oh Trav, honey, you look so tired. If you're gonna drive back to school tonight, you're gonna have to drink a lot of caffeine. I'll give you some sleeping pills to bring you down.
Travis: As much as I appreciate the completely unhealthy advice I'm almost 20, no need to worry about me.
Jules: Okay, I'll stop.

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• Added: February 28, 2012

Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.

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• Added: February 28, 2012

Andy: There's my girl I need a kiss.
Ellie: You'll live.

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• Added: February 28, 2012

Ellie: I miss being a ho.
Laurie: You want back in? Because we'll take you back.

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• Added: February 28, 2012

It wouldn't have been a thong on a six-year old!

Ellie

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• Added: February 22, 2012

Jules: Did you really just hiss?
Ellie: I'm trying it out.

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• Added: February 22, 2012

Jules: Ellie, I love you so much. I want to ask you something.
Ellie: Are we finally running away together? Because I keep a bag in my truck!
Jules: Me too.
Ellie: Awesome.

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• Added: February 22, 2012

Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage

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• Added: February 22, 2012