Howard: You do realize we're the same person, right? Essentially. I mean, the same flesh and blood, the same DNA.
OHoward: Yeah, believe me, I do.
Howard: Then why do you feel compelled to treat me so badly?

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Howard: Oh, I forgot. I invited Anna for dinner. Is that unusual, too?
Emily: Yes.

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Look, I don't know how bad it is between you and him. I can guess knowing him, a bit. But however bad it is, you're both very lucky.

Howard

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You know, they say it's so great to meet yourself. Bullshit. It's like losing your virginity, you know? You wait your whole life for it and then 20 seconds later you're disappointed.

OHoward

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OHoward: Howard, what are you doing in there? Packing? Are you packing?
Howard: You said it might be a week.
OHoward: You're going to be living in MY life. [Howard just stares back at him] Forget it.

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