Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 14: "Josh Is Going to Hawaii!" Quotes
It’s not a phase. I’m not confused. Not indecisive. I don’t have the gotta choose blues. I don’t care if you wear high heels or a tie, you might just catch my eye because I’m definitely bi.
Darryl
I keep forgetting that you are so smart, and so NOT smart.
Paula
Chris: Didn’t you go all the way to L.A. just to tell her that you dig her?
Greg: Yes I did, Chris. And it did not work out; cause life isn’t a two and half star movie. I made a grand gesture; I made a fool out of myself because that’s what happens when you emulate stupid rom-coms.
I just think we should act like two normal people who’ve kissed twice. You know, you can do a little exploring, get on a dating website or something, see what else is out there.
White Josh
Valencia: Do you love her?
Josh: No. God, no.
Josh, I am really, really hurt, but God, I knew something was going on -- I mean she’s smart and different and interesting, so I get it.
Valencia
I’m the villain in my own story. My actions have gone way too far. I told myself that I was Jasmine but I realize now I’m Jafar.
Rebecca
Darryl: I took your advice and it’s been really interesting. I went out with a girl named Charlie and a guy named Dana, just to make things as confusing as possible. I don’t wanna say that I don’t like anyone else as much as you, but -- I think I just said it.
White Josh: Hmm… that’s really…that’s really sweet
I’m the villain in my own story, the bad guy in my TV show. I’m the ‘who’ in the ‘whodunnit,’ when I go to hell I’ll run it as Satan’s CFO. He needs someone to do the books. Actually, I shouldn’t do that. I’m terrible with money.
Rebecca
